The-Monarch's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Objectionable Apparatus]

Amazing

This was some of the best flashwork I've seen in a long time.

It was kind of macabre and had a murderous undertone but it was very cool.
Great Job.

[The Maxwell Edison Story]

Loved it.

I don't think I need to say any more this way one of the funniest flashes ever and it was very well drawn.
I believe "Silver Hammer" is about a syringe cleverly disguised.
Just like all the beatles songs.
They all sound fun and catchy, but about 75% of them are about drugs.

[Computer Problems 2]

Wow.

Hah, I dislike macs aswell..
Why do schools use them?
That's what I've always wondered.

Anyways.
The only time I've ever seen a Mac run nice was in a computer store with an incredibly expensive set-up.

Bah, not much to say..
Good job.

[Drug Abuse]

Drugs are indeed bad.

And finally someone put alcohal along with it..
Yes people, it's a drug.
Ever wonder why the police refer to someone as "Intoxicated?"
Toxic being the word emphasized here.

Good job.
Although I don't think it's worthy of any special merit it does deserve make the portal.

PurpleHaze responds:

Toxic you're mother. That's right you heard me.

[Slumberland Sequence]

Hilarious

The animation was pretty clean and there were no slip-ups that I could see.
Also I thought your art was very good and slightly unique.
The narration through the whole thing was what made it funny.
People think it was random but I believe there is a plot to all this...
Yes... A plot..
And before they know what it is.. It'll be too late.. Yea..
Lemonjuice.

[Farfanoogen of the Dead]

Normally I'm not for this kinda stuff..

But two words come to mind.

Pure brilliance.

I like your humour.
Continue to make flashes for me and be my flash slave.

TwistedAnimations responds:

Sounds good to me. Sounds kind of kinky.

[The Snail]

Very good.

I couldn't spot anything wrong.
This was very good and probably frontpage worthy.
The only bad thing was it was short.
Short, Sweat, and to the point maybe.
Hmm..

Good job.

[Lost Soul - Teaser]

A little work needs to be done.

Work on your perspective.
When I'm watching it I shouldn't be confused wether it's the floor or the wall.
Also the peoples faces were, sorry to say, tremendously ugly.
A little shading is needed as well.
Also, it ended very abbuptly.
I understand it's a teaser, but I don't want to have to wait 5 seconds before I'm sure it's over.
You should have put something like, "To be Continued" on it or something.
It was alright, but it needs work.
Hope the final turns out better then this.
I look forward to it.

Good luck,
Monarch.

[DarkLink Updated]

Not good but not great.

You need to work on scene transition and some of the sprites look changes as the scene scrolls on.
Also avoid cursing and cliché phrases..
Also the music loop was horrible.
And link was outlined with a strange grayness the whole time.
And sometimes writing went by too fast to read it.
When he flys up and hits the ground make a sound for it, like a thud.

It was pretty good for a sprite flash though despite that.
Keep working on it.
Resubmit it maybe.

[Choking]

I can now save someone from choking!

Unfortunitly I can't save this from being blammed.
Blamisaur!!!

Oh, perharps I should add my reasoning.
The South Park Rip-off style really gets on my nerves..
All the same voice actor, which was in all honesty.. Horrible..
And... House? What were you thinking..?

Ryan-Smith responds:

Your review made me laugh, but you suck because House is cool. We did "rip-off" their animation, damn we were just using it, it wasn't like we were saying this is our animation, this is how we do shit!